I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
