If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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