He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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