She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
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