There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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