I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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