Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
