god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
My vagina is officially offended.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Randomize
