is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
now i know why i became what i already was.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
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