I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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