? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I just found puke in my bra..
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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