"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
You're earring is so big in my mouth
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
The ass gains better be worth it
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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