can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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