i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
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