I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
he told me I talked like a deaf person
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
ok first of all what the fuck
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
