you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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