Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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