I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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