How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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