how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
it's great music for shaving your balls
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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