I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
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