his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
And then my night got REAL pukey
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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