Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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