So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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