My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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