NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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