How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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