Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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