i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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