do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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