i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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