her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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