NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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