She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
His nipple licking is glorious
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