should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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