she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
