I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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