I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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