I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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