No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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