id be glad to
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Randomize