Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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