Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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