fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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