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Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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