it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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