What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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