spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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