His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
fuck your aforementioned shoe
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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