dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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