she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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