Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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