If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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